Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Why it is Better to be Lazy Sometimes

Let me tell you a funny story about keeping track of your possessions and how sometimes being very lax works to your advantage.

This past weekend, Naomi was whisked off to Boston for her work. Her company was putting on a conference about sustainability on Sunday, and every staff member was required to be there. She drove down on Wednesday to prepare. Since I was not doing anything important, and my work does not start until March 18 (next Monday) I decided to catch the Greyhound Bus and spend Saturday and Sunday with her.

It was kind of a stressful trip. The bus had been held up at the Canadian border on its way from Montreal, and it arrived an hour late. I had never ridden a Greyhound Bus before, and my unfamiliarity with the procedures and customs on the bus meant that I was a little on edge. And because it was late, we arrived in Boston at approximately half-past midnight. I just barely missed the last subway train, and thus had to do another first: hail a cab.

I must have looked pretty pathetic, standing there half-heartedly sticking my pointer finger in the air. Lucky for me, a cabbie pulled over and I got in. I'm pretty flustered at this point and all I know is that I'm going to the neighborhood of Jamaica Plain. I tell the cabbie that's where I'm headed and I hastily pull out my Nook for the address. I'm finally able to locate the address and we set off.

For those of you who have never taken a cab before, let me assure you that there is at least one cabbie in this world who fits all the stereotypes you see in books and movies. This guy is loud, boistrous, and peppers his speech with “yaknowwhatI'msayin?” At this point, all I want to do is sit quietly and clear my thoughts, but the cabbie keeps talking. I feel like I need to listen, so I do.

After what seems like an eternity, we arrive at our destination. I pay and exit the vehicle. Whew. End of story. I Wish! Not twenty seconds after the sounds of the cab disappear into the city atmosphere, I realize that I left my Nook in the cab.

I'm pretty mad at myself. I never put a password on my Nook, so theoretically anybody could pick it up on the back seat of the cab and make purchases til my bank account runs dry. Not only that, but I remember that I have other sensitive information available – passwords, usernames, etc. - Basically I am at a high risk for identity theft at this point. As you might imagine it is very hard to go to sleep.

Do you remember what I said at the beginning about being lax working to your advantage. Well my friends, my laziness was rewarded in full when I got a call from a young woman at 2:00 in the morning (I was still wide awake, I might add). She and her friends had been out on the town, and found my Nook when they decided to take a cab home for the night. As I spoke to each of the girls individually, I gradually pieced together the puzzle. In order to find my phone number, they had gone on to my email account and emailed a very random assortment of my friends and contacts. They were able to find my number from Grace Swartzendruber, our wedding planner. I was (and still am) very impressed by their altruism and their ingenuity while intoxicated. There are, it seems, still good people in this world.

After that, it was easy to find the address the next day, for it was amazingly close to a museum Naomi and I were already planning to visit.

So, if you were confused as to why you got an email from me at 1:45 on a Saturday night, I hope this explains the situation. And the moral of the story is don't password protect your stuff because I never would have gotten my Nook back had I done so... Never mind. Just write your phone number on your Nook case. Yeah – let's go with that.

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